Prey to the summer’s slump, i took much glee in perverting “I’m Too Sexy” by Right Said Fred. Imagine the following lyrics to this song’s rhythm: Right Said Fred – I’m Too Sexy (2007 Mix) – YouTube
I’m too slutty for your cum
too slutty for your cum
cum’s going to leave me
I’m too slutty for my top
too slutty for my top
so slutty it hurts
and I’m too slutty for a wand
too slutty for a wand
a plug and a strap
I’m too slutty for a partner
too slutty for two partners
i’m doing a foursome
I’m a slut and you know what i mean
when i do my little grind on the hard cock
yeah on the hard cock
on the hard cock yeah
i do my little grind on the hard cock
I’m too slutty for my skirt
Too slutty for my skirt
Too slutty by far
And I’m too slutty for my bra
Too slutty for my bra
What do you think about that?
I’m a slut and you know what I mean
And I do my little grind on the hard cock
Yeah, on the hard cock
On the hard cock, yeah
I shake my little butt on the hard cock
Too slutty for my
Too slutty for my
Too slutty for my
‘Cause I’m a slut and you know what I mean
And I do my little grind on the hard cock
Yeah, on the hard cock
On the hard cock, yeah
I shake my little butt on the hard cock
I’m too slutty for my thong
Too slutty for my thong
Poor gstring
Poor gstring thong
I’m too slutty for my cum
Too slutty for my cum
cum’s going to leave me
And I’m too slutty for this song