Profiles are the link to who is inside. There are codes! Here’s what some of them mean. Proudly stolen from Tanja Jarvinen

1.  “I’m here to have fun” = trying to have sex with every girl/guy he/she sees.
2.  “I’m open-minded” = See 1 plus tries to have sex with every transgender he/she meets.
3. “Hi, I saw you in one of my groups” – That group is not a Saturday sale, right?
4. “Wanna go sailing go somewhere” = He got a boat/place, but not his agenda
5. Any mention of alpha etc. Don’t know that an alpha is the pre-release version.
6. “My IM’s get caped” = Please believe that I have many friends or my business is going really well.
7. “Want to come to my place to talk!” = Maybe some – but not the real agenda.
8. “IM me if you want to be my sub” I am pretty sure that is not how it works.
9. “I’m a bitch” = I’m actually really insecure or see #11.
10. “IM me because I don’t follow chat” = Is playing Candy Crush or #6.
11. “I hate drama” = Guess who is the Drama Queen.
12. “I don’t bite” = look up plebeian

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Kelwyn Marenwolf

A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly.

Specialization is for insects.

— Robert Heinlein, Time Enough for Love

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