This is the unofficial, comprehensive glossary of Second Life terms. The terms we list are not found in the Second Life Glossary.
Proudly stolen from ĐĘŞ (desmonia.corvale) – Feel free to add your own definitions.
- Cinderfella: An SL woman who is a man in RL and has been given away primarily by her bad shoes.
- DomiNOT: An SL master or mistress who claims to be one in RL, even though they seem to spend all their time RP-ing it in SL.
- Dying to Leave: Sending word to SL via an alt that you died in RL.
- FALT: An alternate account used for adultery or spying that fools no one.
Fetal Error: The error, made by many an otherwise rational woman, of thinking anyone wants to hear her unborn child spam local chat with pointless drivel.- Floattachment: A necklace or other attachment that has not been adjusted and seems to float above and/or away from the body.
- Freenis: A free penis. For men who enjoy ridicule and shunning
- G.I.R.L. – Guy In Real Life™
- Geni-tell-ya: Talking genitals and other body parts, such as Xcite products. For people who lack the imagination and literacy to emote themselves.
- Gesture: A recorded annoyance to be repeated endlessly. Must be unoriginal and unfunny.
- Grouplicity: Joining a fake gender verification group (like “RL Verified Girl” “I’m an RL Girl,” “Real Girl Certified,” “This is a Real Girl,” etc), that does not really verify anything, in order to deceive people.
- Hebeshebes: The creepy feelings that run up and down your spine when an RL male/SL lesbian smiles at you
- Hi Maintenance: The state of being so ridiculously arrogant and demanding as to actually tell people in your profile how they should or shouldn’t greet you in conversation.
- Interracial Club: A place in SL where RL white guys posing as black guys have sex with other RL white guys posing as white girls.
- Newbile: The condition of being new to SL and so over-eager for sex you will do it with almost anyone.
- Oh-Eighter: A person whose avatar looks like it last logged on in 2008.
- Paradroop: The drooping of eyelids and libido that occurs while waiting for a para-emoting sex partner to finish their over-written, erotic novel of a post and hit enter. Long, detailed emotes that can be great in banter or battle; kill the pace and the passion in the bedroom. See Paralies
- Paralies: The deceits practised when pretending you haven’t given up (or finished by yourself) in RL and gone to get a snack while waiting for a para-emoting sex partner to write their next post. See Paradroop.
- Profail: An empty profile or one that says meaningless things like “voice verified,” has unattributed quotes, or invalid disclaimers.
- RLV: A way to enact bondage if you can’t rp and/or don’t want to actually submit.
- Scribblenym: A display name in an unreadable font.
- Verification: The intelligence-insulting practice of writing
- “Voice Verified” in one’s own profile; as if typing that was any proof such verification had been done.
Lithium Sapphire (soulsticeecliptica) “Decipher Profiles”
- “I’m here to have fun” = Wants to have sex
- “I’m open-minded” = Tries to have sex
- “Curious” = likes to suck cock
- “No men” = is a man
- “I’m a dominant guy” = he’s scared of you
- “I’m a lesbian” = Is a guy
- “I don’t follow local chat” = Thinks she is important
- “I am new here” = Using an alt account
- “my IM gets capped” = Needs attention
- “All IMs are logged” = Paranoid
- “I can cam” = Likes to see cocks on Skype
- “I hate drama” = usually the one causing it
- “I’m a bitch” = very insecure
- RL woman in 1st life tab = Is a man
- Huge boobs = male
- “RL BDSM Experience” = doesn’t have a clue
- “Happily married in RL” = Miserable in RL
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